Breaking NBA News!

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The NBA doesn’t stand for National Basketball Association; it stands for New Bio Alert:

M. A. Dennis could’ve been a much better writer, if not for too many CTE-inducing hits to the head during his high school football days; it also didn’t help that his head was unusually large, which required him to remove some of his helmet’s regulatory padding in order to put it on. As it stands now, Dennis is one of the best formerly-homeless-poets in the continental United States.

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